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Happiness
Happiness, happiness, it comes
every day, may it be Sunday or
Monday, I met it the other day,
when I was dancing in the rain,
and I meet it every time, when
I love my parents, care for my
brother, and share my things with
my friends. Thank you O Lord for
for all the happiness you have
given me.
Contributed by Prarthana Khatri
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Great
Wall of China
The Great Wall of China is the
longest wall in the world. It
is 3,460 km (2,150 miles) long,
12 m (39 ft) high, and between
6 m (20 ft) and 15 m (49 ft) wide.
The wall was built during the
reign of Shih Huang to defend
China's northern borders against
hostile tribes from central Asia.
Contributed by Charneet
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A
wife tells her husband, "We
have got such a clever dog that
it brings in the daily newspapers
every morning." Her husband replies,
"Well, lots of dogs can do that."
The wife responds, "But we've
never subscribed to any papers!"
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Examination
oh! The examination, what a botheration
for the younger generation. We
want a vacation. I will write
an application to the minister
of education, for the abolition
of the boring examination.
Contributed by Charneet Chopra
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Hi,
I want to send a very important
message to the next generation.
Please save our earth, stop
deforestation, do not waste
energy and try your level best
to do everything to save our
earth.
Contributed by Bhanu
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Teacher:
Write an essay on laziness.
(After 5 minutes.)
Ram: Ma'm, I have written.
When the teacher saw the essay,
four pages were left blank and
on the fifth page, a message
said,"This is laziness!"
Contributed by Arpit Mahindru
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Dentist:
Open your mouth wide.
Patient:aaaah!
Doctor: Still wider
Patient: aaaaaahh! (Doctor inserting
a rubbergag towel and sponge)
Doctor: How's your family?
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by Siddarth
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Ram
said to a sweet maker "Give
me a samosa".
Halwai- "Take it, Sir".
Ram again said " This samosa
is not as good as the one I
had day before yesterday".
Halwai said" But this belong
to the same stock"
Contributed
by Ahmad
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Teacher:
What is the profession of your
parents.
Boy: They work in iron and steel.
Teacher: They must be earning
lots of money.
Boy: Ya! my father steals and
my mother irons.
Contributed by Abhishek
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Once
a husband wife were fighting.
The
wife said-" The pigs are
your relatives".
The husband replied-"You are
right! They are my in-laws"
Contributed
by Shreyance Oswal
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Teacher
(to the class): Name an animal
that lives both on land and in
water. Student: Ma'm frog.
Teacher: Name another animal.
Student: ma'm another frog.
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Joke
Ramu: Earlier, I worked at low
level, now I work at top level.
Raju: Good...that means you got
a promotion.
Ramu: Well... earlier I polished
shoes. Now I massage heads.
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by topkhanewale |
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Teacher:
Varun, give an example to prove
that solids expand on heating
and contract on cooling.
Varun: M'am, in winters, we have
only 15 days holiday but in summers,
it expands to 2 months.
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by varun |
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Once
a father said to his son "When
Abraham Lincon was of your age,
He was very intelligent".
The son said to his father "When
Abraham Lincon was of your age
he was the President of USA".
Contribution by Ikshit Satija
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Once
a Japanese, an American and an
Indian were stranded on an island
for many days. They found a magic
lamp. On rubbing the lamp, a genie
came out of it. He gave each of
them a single wish. The Japanese
and the American wished to go
home and they did. The Indian
said ' What will I do all by myself,
I want them back' and they came
back.
Contributed by Anirudh Shetty
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Mother:
Where should I keep my money.
Father:
Why? What happened?
Mother:
Where ever I keep the money,
my son takes it.
Father:
Keep the money in between his
books.
Contributed by akshay_nagewala
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A
man called up at the police station
and said to the police officer
"Sir! My car's accelater, brake,
cluch and steering have been stolen
by someone". After some time he
again called up the policeman
and said" Sir, I am very sorry,
by mistake I was sitting in my
car's back seat.
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Somu:
Sir! my father and our neighbour
have been fighting for one hour
and our neighbour is beating up
my father.
Policeman: Fighting for one hour!!
Why didn't you call me earlier.
Somu: Because earlier my father
was beating up my neighbour.
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Railway
guard: Why are you lying on a
track, man?
Man: I never got my wish, so I
want to die. Railway guard: It
is not going to happen even today.
Man: Why?
Railway guard: Because today is
a railway strike.
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The
world has dramatically increased
its vehicular population. The
harmful gases released by them
are very harmful and they are
polluting the air. Due to the
air pollution our mother earth
is suffering. If no check is made,
one day the wildlife will be gone,
the plants will die and the earth
will be a desert with no life.To
stop this disaster, lets all join
hands and try in every possible
way to stop it!
Contributed by Ritwika |
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Hello
boys and girls, I take great pleasure
to bring to your notice that stop
the usage of plastic bags. These
plastic bags are harming our environment
as these can not be recycled.
So, tell your friends about this
and try to stop the usage of plastic
bags. Thank you.
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A
new lecturer (an English professor)
was unable to control the class.
The students were chatting without
paying any heed to him. He wanted
to send the most mischievous boy
out of the class. But he did not
know how to put it in English,
so he went near the boy and shouted,
"Follow me". The guy followed
him till he went out of the class.
Now the lecturer turned back and
shouted, "Don't follow me" and
went inside the class...
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Dear
netfundu,
I just want to say "thank
you" to all my friends and
especially my mother for
making my b'day on 2.12.2000
such a special one & netfundu
has made my b'day very very
nice by writing "happy birthday"
in my home page.netfundu
I love youuuuuuuu!
Contributed by supria_v
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Hello
guys!
I'm akila the new pal of
yours. I like this website
very much & fundo too! I've
got my starter pack. It
was very attractive with
stickers, labels, visiting
cards, letter from fundo
& my member ship card from
fundo! I like this site
very much & I wish this
could grow up & up! Best
wishes fundo!
Contributed by akilandeshwari
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Hi
all my all fundu friends!
I am very, very happy to be a
Netfundu member. Hope that you
all also consider yourself very
lucky and are very happy to be
members of a very funny, educative
and a caring site. I want to say
that if fundu is doing so much
for us, we should also try to
make more members and friends
of fundu. So please tell your
friends that they can also become
members of fundu and grow up to
be intelligent citizens of our
country "India".
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Little
lambs, little lambs, where do
you sleep? In the green meadow.
With mother sheep. Little birds,
little birds, where do you rest?
Close to our mother. In a warm
nest.
Baby dear, baby dear, where do
you lie?
In my warm bed. With mother close
by.
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A
dad tucks his son in bed and sits
down to enjoy some moments of
freedom when he hears his son
call out: "Dad!"
Dad (frustrated): "What is
it?"
Son: "Can I get a drink of
water please."
Dad: "No."
After sometime the son calls out
again: "Dad."
Dad: "Now what's it?"
Son: "Can I please have a
drink of water?"
Dad (angrily): "No. And if
you ask me again for water I am
gonna spank you."
After a while the son calls his
dad again: "Dad. When you
come to spank me, please get me
a glass of water."
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I
want to give this 'Thank You'
message to my mom as she does
everything for me, whatever I
want. I don't have a father; still
she does as much as she can! I
love her, I love her and always
will...
Contributed by syedimran |
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Hi!
I love this site very much. I
have been to many sites, but I
log off after several minutes
as I feel bored. This is the only
site I visit everyday. Keep up
the good work.
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Once
on a rainy day, a boy slipped
and fell in a puddle of dirty
water. Suddenly there was a flash
of lightning. The boy said: "Oh
God! First you pushed me and made
me fall in the dirty water & now
you are taking my photograph!"
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