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Contributed By:Ashwini,
Secunderabad
How did tortoise get his shell?
Long ago there lived a tortoise named “Tommy” on
an island. That time tortoise did not have shells.
He had a ‘deer’ friend whose name was “Blaze”.
Blaze and Tommy usually played in the forest. One day
they both decided to have a race but Blaze was unhappy
since, it was a huge jungle with high trees bushes
and creepers and he could not jump over them. Tommy
was happy since he could crawl from between the creepers
and bushes. Tommy reached the destination but Blaze
was no where to be seen. He shouted and shouted but
he could find Blaze. In the end he was tired and started
searching for some food and found a beautiful place.
It was a beach. He was disappointed that his friend
missed seeing such a beautiful place. Tommy finally
found some sea weeds in the sea. He wanted to have
them and so he started crawling towards water. Since
he could not swim he fell into the sea.
When he reached the bottom of the see he found an
oyster in the sea with its mouth wide open. He thought
he could get some food inside the oyster. He went near
him, and fell into his stomach. He was struck as the
oyster closed his mouth, with his head and legs dangling
outside and was unable to come out. He shouted for
help but there was no one to help him. He was so disappointed
when suddenly he saw a huge animal approaching him.
It was a shark. He was scared seeing him; and thought
it was better to stay in the shell than come out.
After the shark left he opened his eyes and tried
to come out. Many fishes tried to pull him out but
could not. He decided to come out of water with the
shell over his body and slowly paddled back to the
land. Later, on searching he found Blaze stuck in
the bush. Before he could reach him he saw a hunter
moving towards them. Blaze was hidden in the bush
so the only choice Tommy had to hide in the shell
again. He realized that shell was so helpful to him
and saved him from his enemies. He wished he could
hold as to the shell forever. Then there would be
no fear of animals. He started praying to god that
his young ones also should have shell over their
body so that they could hide from danger or when
an enemy approached them. God listened to Tommy’s
prayers all the tortoises after that had shells on
their body.
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Prize
Winning Entries of June Issue
My Pets
I have a hen, whose name is Fen.
She lives in her pen, and has laid eggs ten.
I have a dog, whose name is Hog.
He lives in his kennel, which looks like a tunnel.
I have a rabbit, whose name is Wabbit.
Eating carrots is his habbit, which he eats in haste.
All these pets are my playmates.
Which I tend that is the end.
By Kunal B, Padmanabhanagar |
Why
does a porcupine have needles on its back?
by Sarrah Lahorewala from Mumbai
Many ages ago,
creatures called velvies existed. They stayed in burrows lined with lichen,
soft grass and petals of daisy. The velvies
had wonderful velvet like skin and they lived in hiding for fear of their
skin being cursed, mainly by rabbits who boasted about their furry skin
being the best in the world. One day the velvies sent a little boy called
Porky to collect wild gooseberries for supper. Porky took a yellow pack
and set off. He started wandering around for sight of gooseberries orchid.
He searched and searched but no sign of any orchids. He lost his way and
could not find his way back to his burrow. Soon he heard thumps behind
him – sound of footsteps of probably hundreds or so animals. He ran
as fast as his legs could carry him and climbed a pine tree. He realized
that the creatures following him, were attracted by his wonderful skin,
they were all fascinated, except for the rabbits, who were envious of him. “Do
not worry, we won’t harm you”, said Mrs. Lolly giraffe. Porky
cautiously got down and began walking away, making the rabbits furious.
The rabbits began to think of a plan to get rid of the velvies. “There
is nothing we can do”, said Grandpa rabbit and banged his head on
the pine tree. Many needle like thorns fell down from the pine tree, which
gave an idea to Grandpa. The rabbits whispered amongst themselves and soon
preparations began for running Porky’s skin meanwhile Porky got tired
searching for his burrow and sat down under a tree and fell asleep. The
rabbits following his saw their chance and began digging a hole in the
ground few yards away from Porky. They prepared a mixture of pine thorns
and grease, which was poured down the hole dug by them. Then they waited
for Porky to get up. Soon, Porky woke up and as per the rabbits’ plan
Porky walked straight towards the hole, which was covered so well with
grass that it almost merged with the surroundings. As porky fell down the
hole the pine thorns and grease stuck on him and from top the rabbits poured
another cauldron of the same mixture. Now Porky was covered head to toe
in the mixture of grease and pine thorns, which stuck on his skin and it
was impossible to remove them then from that day onwards all velvies got
needles on their back. After this incident Porky was called “Porky
with pine thorns”. As time passed the velvies came to be known as “Porky-pine”.
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Dhruv, Delhi |
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How did elephant get his trunk?
Once
upon a time there lived an elephant called Cargo with
his wife Maxi and little daughter Minnie. That time elephants
didn't have any trunks. Cargo's family was very friendly
with Kalu monkey's family who lived in the same forest
with his wife and son Kapu. Years passed, Minnie and Kapu
grew up and became very good friends. Kapu liked riding
on Minnie's back.
Once it did not rain for an year and a famine struck the
forest. All the animals started starving without food
and water. Kalu monkey's family managed to collect food
and water for themselves because they could climb trees.
But the elephant's family started starving because they
had no long necks or hands to catch up anything and had
not even collected much.
One day Minnie could not bear her thirst and went to her
friend Kapu's house and requested him to help her.
Kapu felt pity on her and took her to the 'Sunnora Caves'.
This cave had plenty of water and food but it opened only
from sunrise to sunset and closed automatically at the
sunset. Both Kapu and Minnie went inside the cave.
Minnie had a great time playing in water, drinking, eating.
She just lost track of time. But, soon it started getting
dark. Kapu asked her repeatedly to go out of the cave
but Minnie didn't listen to him. Kapu came out of the
cave alone.
When Minnie saw the cave door getting closed automatically
she ran towards the door. She just managed to put her
head out and the door closed completely. Now, her head
was out and her body trapped inside the cave. This was
a terrible situation. She started crying loudly. All animals
of the jungle came near the cave and started pulling her
out holding her nose. But nothing happened. Next day,
when sun rose, cave's door opened again and Minnie was
released. But, everybody was surprised to see her nose,
which was hanging like a long tube. None of the animals
liked her new look. Minnie also didn't like it and started
crying. Her parents consoled her saying "Everything
happens for the good."
That night it rained heavily in the forest. The whole
forest was flooded. Minnie saved many young animals lifting
them with his long nose and taking them to safer places.
She found her long nose very helpful to catch, hold, lift
and move anything. She thanked god for the trunk and prayed
that her generations to come should also have a trunk.
All animals also realized that the trunk was very helpful
to Minnie.
Elephant we see now with trunk are all descendents of
Minnie.
By T. Sri Nidhi from Trichy
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How
did elephant get his trunk?
Long time ago, when life had just started on earth,
there was a group of elephants living in the jungle. That
time elephants didn't have any trunk and their noses were
just like human beings. The elephants of this group were
extremely lazy and foolish except for an old elephant
who was very wise.
All the member of his group respected and trusted him
and took his advice before starting any new work.He was
also always ready to guide and help them. Everyone in
the group called him 'Wise'.
One day Wise fell sick. He thought his end was near and
got very worried thinking about the future of the elephants
of his group. He decided to meet the king of the Jungle,
Lion, and ask him to look after his fellow elephants when
he will be no more.
On his way, suddenly, his nose got stuck into a small
hole in a tree. He tried to pull it out but he was not
successful. He requested the monkeys, giraffes, rhinos,
and all other animals of Jungle to help him to pull his
nose out of the tree. After lots of efforts, his nose
finally came out. But, everyone was surprised to see that
his nose has changed into a long trunk.
When he reached the King's Palace, the guards could not
recognize him and didn't allow him to enter the palace.
Poor Wise returned home.
When all the elephants saw his trunk, they thought it
was the king's order for the all the elephants to keep
long noses. So, all of them started pulling each other's
noses to make them elongated like trunks. Thereafter,
all the elephants got trunks since birth.
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Snigdha Nigam,Lucknow |
How
did elephant get his trunk?
Long
time ago, when elephants did not have trunks, they used
their mouth to do everything. If they had to drink or
eat something, they did it through their mouth. It was
little troublesome because they could never eat from tall
trees etc. But, they never thought of an alternative.
One day, Bholu, the cleverest of all animals, went to
the jungle and saw a banana tree. He wanted to eat the
fruit but could not reach to the tree because it was too
high. He tasted some bananas, which were lying on the
ground. Bholu liked the bananas very much. He wanted to
eat more but it was not possible for him to reach the
tree.
Then suddenly he got an idea He went to a plumber and
asked him for a pipe. Then Bholu went to a tailor, asked
him to stitch the pipe to his mouth.
After that Bholu went to the Banana tree. He rolled the
pipe around a bunch of bananas and pulled it down. Bholu
ate lots of bananas and took some for his friends in the
Jungle.
Every body in the Jungle was surprised to see pipe attached
to Bholu's mouth. They all liked it very much. All the
elephants wanted to have pipe stitched to their mouths.
All of them purchased the pipes from the plumber and got
it stitched to their mouths.
This is how they got their trunks.
All
the elephants have trunks because of the clever Bholu.
By
Rashmi Kumari,
Ranchi, Jharkhand
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T.Sai Sumanth Reddy, Secunderabad |
Ms. Sravanti, Delhi |
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| WHY
IT RAINS
Sometimes
the moon and stars fight. When they fight,
it makes the clouds sad. When the clouds
are sad, they cry. When the sun comes out
to tell the clouds that the moon and stars
have stopped fighting the clouds get so
happy they spread a rainbow between themselves.
By
Sumant Vyas
II A
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MIGRATORY BIRDS
O'Migratory
birds!
O'Migratory birds!
From where are you coming?
O'Migratory
birds!
What is your culture?
O'Migratory
birds
Why are you staying for some days in Delhi?
We
know that you,
Don't like noise,
But what can we do?
Delhi is city----
The trucks and the buses
Can disturb you.
But like Bharatpur and
Sultanpur, it too is a natural place
Please
do not go away
We will not hunt you
In fact, we will save you
From hunters.
O'
Migratory birds!
Please don't go away,
Please don't go away,
Please don't go away,
By Hiyansh Bodh
III-D
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TREE IN MY GARDEN
There
is a tree.
In my garden,
With a strong trunk,
And green leaves.
It
has fruits and flowers,
It gives us shade,
It keeps the air clean,
And the world beautiful.
Do
not cut trees,
They are our friends.
By
- Shivam Prasad
II-A
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| MY
LIFE
I
have a colorful kite,
Not one dot, which is filled with white,
I become sooooo happy,
When I see if fly!
As it glides and slides,
across the tranquil sky!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
By
Sreehari R, II-A
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THOMAS
ALVA EDISON
Thomas Alva Edison
Why have you died?
You are adorable to us!
We
know you made
Metal talking machine
And camera for us
We
know that
You have faced so many problems
Why people are misusing
Inventions that you made
Tell them making
Inventions is not so easy
O' Thomas Alva
We wish you could see
That you have made
This world brighter
Contributed by Hiyaush
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| WHAT
IS LIFE
Life
is a song
Be Lata Mangeshkar and sing it
Life is a cricket match
Be Kapil Dev & play it
Life is a stage
Be Hritik Roshan & play the role
Life is a beautiful book
Be Bhagat Singh & write it
Life is a comedy
Be Johny Lever & enjoy it !!!
By
Jyoti Goswami
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| TREES
Trees,
trees all around
Little grasses on the ground
Hey make the nature green
Give life to human beings.
Leaves, leaves all around
Don't cut the trees down
Do not destroy nature
Without you, on the earth, there will be
no creature.
By
Juhi Mongia
III D
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| BOOKS
Books
are so good,
They give a pretty look,
They give us knowledge,
And send us to college,
We can win keep them in the bag,
Or whenever me can,
For us books are the knowledge of mixtures,
But friends small ones its fun learning
with pictures,
Books are my best friends,
And they will never.
By
N Lakshay
II A
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PET
I
have a dog named Dandy,
He likes to eat candy.
He has brown hair,
And he likes to climb the stairs.
Sometimes he comes and sits on my lap,
And gets a slap.
He is a frisky dog,
And chases frogs.
Shubra
Bharde
II-A
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| My
Kitty
On
Sunday, Kitty does a dance,
On Monday, Kitty tries to prance,
On Tuesday, Kitty sings a song,
On Wednesday, Kitty runs along,
On Thursday, Kitty finds a mouse,
On Friday, Kitty looks for a house,
On Saturday, Kitty walks away,
To his new house far away.
By
Chaitalee Abrol
II-A
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| MY
JOYS
I
really believe in the nighttime
When I am asleep in my bed
That my toys get out of their boxes
And dance on the carpet instead
I wish that I wasn't so sleepy,
For then I should stay up and see the toys
that I keep in my boxes.
Go jumping and hopping around me.
Oh it would be jolly to catch them
I am safety in bed
But as they don't come when you watch them
I imagine them playing instead as
They give me joy immense!!!
BY
Dinakar Gupta
II-A
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FUNDU'S
DAY OUT
Here
are a few pictures of Fundu when he visited the
India International Trade Fair at New Delhi from
14th November 2002 to 27th November 2002.
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| TREES
THE GOD'S BEST CREATION
Save
trees for us to live
For so much they give
The solution
Is to reduce pollution.
Save
the trees
For let them Breathe
Cut trees
No! No! Please.
Grow
trees more
Have useful things more than four
Help the nation
Trees are God's best creations.
Trees
are the best
We are their guests
By
Sunaina Harjai
IV-A
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| Oh,
Earth on Earth!
What
has happened to you?
Why have you changed from black to blue?
Earlier you were bright
Everywhere there was light
But
it has changed to darkness
Because of man's hardness
Pollution and pollution every where
No place to live with healthy air
Trees
are being cut at a speed
To fulfill man's need
Oh, Earth you are a real beauty
Maintaining you is our duty.
By
Ishan Hans
IV-A
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| PLANTS
Plants
are very important part of our life,
Because they help us survive.
They give us oxygen,
And take in Carbon dioxide.
Plants give us food to eat,
And give us Oxygen to breathe.
Plants provide food for the animals too,
Whether they are in the jungle or in the zoo.
Therefore we should plant more trees,
So that the world is a better place to live in.
By
Rajat Sharma
IV-A
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| ROAD
SAFETY
Follow
the traffic rules,
to be cool,
Want to go to jail
And come out on bail
First
look to the left and then to the right
Don't drive at midnight.
You can lose your life
If you drink and drive!
Go
slow,
Let the speed be low
The roads can be free
If you let them be.
By
Punarbhava Banik
IV-A
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India
doesn't need any more balm,
Since you became our president Shri Abdul Kalam.
You advised our government about river linking,
So that, our country's future would not be blinking.
You defended our motherland with powerful missiles,
But even the external relations were cemented
by you when fragile.
You made a lot of arrangements for kids education,
Even took care of the senior citizen's pension.
Please be our president till eternity,
because only you can protect our peaceful sovereignty.
Magic
of the cloud
When
I was standing alone,
I desperately wanted the heat to be flown.
The sweat coming from my body was at heights,
And the fans and air conditions had lost their
flights.
Then suddenly what I heard was a strange sort
of voice,
Its volume increased and it became a noise.
First I looked at the front and then looked behind,
But there is nothing, I thought in my confused
mind,
But I saw something, when I looked upward in the
sky,
It was out of my reach, as it was very, very high.
At some places it was dark, some places light
blue,
But what was it? I didn't have a clue.
But something fell from the sky that made the
heat slain.
And I joyfully realized that it was rain.
People who were standing at the road side,
Started looking here and there as for searching
for some ride.
The water on the roads was enough to hire boats,
To prevent it some peoples put on their raincoats.
One of the people used an umbrella instead,
But water still flowed down his head!
Children started preparing for paper boat races.
And the feeling of happiness, I saw on their faces.
My own heart was filled with a pure sense of joy,
I wanted to sing, dance and enjoy.
And I also wanted to say aloud,
That it was the magic of the cloud.
Contributed
by Anshul Dixit
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Once,
Akbar wanted to take test the intelligence of his
people. So, he asked a question from them and no
one was able to answer. The question was "how
many crows are there in India". When, it was
Birbal's turn to answer. Birbal cleverly answered
"There are 1010 crows in India". Akbar
asked him, how was he so sure about the answer?
Birbal said, "If there are more than 1010 crows
then some crows have come to India from another
countries and if there are less than 76 crows then
some crows have gone to other countries
Contributed
by gunnybear |
how
can 2+2 be 5? ans---by mistake
Contributed
by ravishukla |
Contributed
by Venket
Narayan
Amity International School |
| Letters
to Fundu
Hi
Fundu! Your web site is very coooo….l &
I enjoy the full site. Ok bye. I will send u messages
again.
Contributed
by Akshay Jain
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Father
(to his son): Why did you put a spider on your sister's
bed?
Son: Because I couldn't find a frog.
Contributed
by Shahrukh |
Ram
-If one day the sun doesn't rise what will happen?
Shyam- Our electricity bill will increase.
Contributed
by Mayank Khanna |
Love
It may be Africa or England
Love is universal on this land
Love is boundless and supreme
It has no cast or creed
Be it a human or a dove
Everyone is full of love
Sacrifice
Feeling for other is the same as love
Love is like a feast
It makes life so sweet
Love your near ones love your dear ones,
Love also these who have tears
Kill hatred and spread love
Because love is life and life is love
Contributed
by
Ashish Gupta and Sahil Puri,
Class V, Bluebells School |
communal
violence in gujrat the essence of india is that
- religion is irrelevant to nationhood. religion
is a private affair. but what's happening in gujrat?
it defies all such logics. people of one religion
are killing people of other religion. hundreds of
lives have been lost in ethnic violence in gujrat.
how can civilized countrymen do this? how can they
behave like animals? all religions teach non-violence.
all religions encourage brother hood. have priests,
pundits and moulvis failed in their duty. i pray
all mighty, that better sense should prevail in
all of us so that we become better indians. civilized,
sympathetic, non-communal, peaceful and friendly.
with a spirit of live and let live.
Contributed
by Ritvik Kukreja |
What
kind of root does grow in the mathematics class?
Square root
Contributed by Koninika
de Boar, Kolkata |
a
teacher asks her student: teacher:rahul what is
the outer part of a tree called? rahul: mam i don't
know teacher: bark, boy bark rahul : woof! woof!
woof!
Contributed
by Priya Dugar |
Hello
friends!! I have seen many of us finding happiness
in this world but there r most of the people unable
to find it. I have 2 beautiful sayings by some authors
by which one can desperately find happiness and
b happy :) " Happiness is dependent upon taste,
not on things.-it is by having what we like that
are made happy, not by having at others think is
desirable" by Herodotus. "Happiness grows
at our firesides, and is not to be picked in the
strangers' garden" by Douglas Jerrold that's
all for now friends but I will b contributing in
this to send u many more exciting messages bye
Contributed
by Bhavna Vij |
Which
is the most shocking city in the world ?
Electricity
Contributed
by Nirvik |
it
is difficult to say what is impossible for the dream
of yestreday is the hope of today and reality of
tomorrow.
Contributed
by Amarjeet Makhija |
this
is said to be the toughest of all tongue twisters
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the sixth shiek's sixth sheep's sick
Contributed
by shohini |
Once
a teacher was teaching history. She asked "Who
is Raja Ram Mohun Roy?"
A student stood up and said "they are four
brothers."
Contributed
by Sahil Joshi |
tina:mum
mom:yes tina
tina:do u like roasted apples
mom:yes dear
tina:well u'll have a lot of them
mom:how????
tina:our apple farm is on fire.
Contributed
by Vikram Warialani |
Once
suppandi participated in the cycle race. His opponent
asked him that why he was riding cycle slow.
suppandi told that"slow and steady wins the
race"
Contributed
by Akshay |
always
smile ! :) be happy in life! life
is very short. enjoy it , but carefully!!!
Contributed
by Rahul Jain |
poem
on patroism india is great, our culture is great.
our festivals, always mark beautiful occasions,
in respect to every notation. occasions are so pleasureful
to enjoy, no one can ignore it without expressing
joy. we have a nature of patroism, whosoever will
try to destroy our nation, he/she will be demolished
by our patroism.
Contributed
by Shivalika Aggarwal |
be
a hard-working person for hard-work is the key to
success and success is directly proportional to
hard-work
Contributed
by sneha |
History
teacher:ankur,what can you tell me about Chanakya
and Ashoka?
Ankur :Well,one is a cinema hall and the other is
a five star hotel
Contributed
by Ankit Chadha |
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Save
the trees
Let them breathe
Cutting the trees
No, no please.
If
we would cut the trees
Then how would we breathe?
Save the trees
Let them breathe
If
trees would not survive
Then all the beings would die
The only solution is!
To reduce pollution
Save the trees
Let them Breathe
Cutting the trees
No, no Please
By
Panskriti Prakash, IV-A
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| ENVIRONMENTAL
AWARENESS'
The
Pretty Oceans
The unending motions
The pretty flowers
Flowering when the rain showers.
Cutting
the trees
No, no please
The blazing Sun
With the people having fun
Oh,
and the plants our green friends
Not a silly reference,
Plants help us to breathe
Growing and forming tall trees
Plants
do not breeze
Nor are they green grease
They grip the soil by roots
And make delicious fruits
There
are many parks
On the trees are the larks
The Earth is very big
I don't know why people dig
By
Madhav Sethi
IV-A
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Raj:
How do fishermen make their nets, dad?
Dad: Easily, they just take a lot of holes and
sew them together.
Contributed
by Hari Krishan
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My
shadow is little one,
Playing with which is so much fun,
Wherever I may go,
It is ready to tip-toe,
It helps me when I am down,
Or when I act like a clown,
It is friend in need,
And so, it is a friend indeed. |
One
day, in football ground Rahul wasn't playing. When
his coach asked him why wasn't he playing he said,
"Today our physics teacher taught us Newton's
law saying that every action has equal opposite
reaction." So I was afraid that if I would
kick the football, it would kick me back.
Contributed
by skansal |
oh!examination
oh!examination time of tension and no relaxation.
english and composition. hindi and its recitation.
marathi and its meditation. algebra and its addition.
biology and its classification. physics and its
calculations. chemistry and its experimentation.
history and its civilization. civics and its explanation.
geography and its population. oh!examination time
of tension and no relaxation.
Contributed
by sweet_twinkleus |
Science
teacher: The law of gravity keeps us from falling
off the earth.
Jason: What kept us from falling off before the
law was invented?
Contributed
by Harshad |
Faith
Set your standards high.
You deserve the best.
Try for what you want.
And never settle for less.
Have faith in yourself.
No matter what you choose.
Keep a winning attitude.
And you can never lose.
Think about your destination.
But don't worry if you stray.
Because the most important thing is that you've
learned along the way.
Soar above the clouds.
And let your dreams set you free...
Contributed
by Ankita Kakar |
Teacher:
Ankur, why haven't you written anything on your
examination sheet?
Ankur: Ma'am you said that the cleaner your paper,
the more marks you get.
Contributed
by Anish Agarwal |
Max:
I have golf socks
Kim: What are golf socks?
Max: It has 18 holes in it.
Contributed
by Pearl |
| My
Shadow
My
shadow is a little one,
Playing with which is fun!
Wherever I may go
It is ready to tip-toe
It helps me when I am down
Or when I act like a clown
It is a friend in need
And so, it is a friend indeed.
Contributed
by
Raghvi Jain
Class III, Bluebells School
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Father:
Rahul,why have you kept the music system in the
fridge.
Rahul: Dad, because I want to hear cool music.
Contributed
by Viksit Pahwa |
Search
for the magic key
I want the magic key
That will open the door of happiness tree.
The door behind which lives the god of smile,
Now I can't even wait for a while.
The door is very lucky and precious,
Inside it lies joy and freshness.
There is a world where each desire is fulfilled,
Childhood safe, secure and predicted.
This miracle is only for unblessed,
So they can also be counted among the blessed.
Under the tree childhood bloom,
With full curiosity, ability and no abuse.
Let all of us come together, search for the magic
key.
And open the door of happiness, tree…
Contributed
by Isha Gupta |
Which
is the non-living thing that is very rich?
Ans A river as it has two banks.
once
there was a boy`s birthday and his teacher asks
what do you want to become in your next life?
he says girrafe so that teacher can`t slap me.
Contributed
by Surya Khanna
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raj:
what did the left eye say to the right eye?
ramesh: there is someone between us who smells
Contributed
by Subhi |
Teacher:
Davis, make a sentence with income. davis:i open
the door and income the dog. Teacher: No,no,that's
not the way, try ransom davis:when i saw the skunk
i ransom distance to get away. teacher:you are worse
than i thought.try..greusome. davis:i was not so
tall last year ,but since then i greusome. teacher:no,davis.this
is your last chance.try handsome. davis:handsome
gum to me?
Contributed
by Vishnu |
did
you know that in ancient times of egypt the pyramids
were covered with shining white stones and were
topped with pure gold.
There are more than 20 million bricks in a pyramid
Contributed
by Vaibhav |
when
we talk of world's light, we talk about india. when
we talk of never crossed height, we talk about india.
when we talk of god's blessings, we talk about india
. when we talk of monsoon swings, we talk about
india. when we talk about india, we say'india is
the best and below our position are all the rest.'
Contributed
by Snigdha |
Letters
to Fundu
Thanks fundu for sending me my prize and why don't
u come to my home we create an email id together.
Anyways thanks for the membership card bye
Contributed
by Varun Nayak |
ram-
i have lost quite a lot of my weight
shyam- is it? i cant see it
ram- sure you wont be able to see it, because i
have lost it.
Contributed
by Abhijit |
son-"father
can u sign in the dark???"
father-"yes.but wht do u hav to sign?"
son-"my report card"
Contributed
by Priyanka Garud |
ques-why
was gun powder invented?
ans-to make guns look pretty
Contributed
by Shashank Singhal |
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One
day a man walked into a hotel and had almost everything
on the menu. Later when the waiter asked for the
payment of the bill- waiter- please pay the bill
the customer gives his visiting card,
Waiter- what is this? This is not a credit card
Customer- well, this is not. But it is said that
all cards accepted!!
Contributed
by
Anal Bhattacharya
|
tongue
twisters: betty bought a bit of butter but the butter
was bitter. so betty bought a bit of better butter
to make the bitter butter better butter.
Contributed
by GMadhviravi |
Once
a fat woman wanted to weigh herself. So she went
to the railway-station, and put a coin..There was
no respond she waited for a while and then from
the machine some voice came and said: more than
three people cannot stand together!!!
Contributed
by Abbas Sabuwala |
When
does a doctor get angry?
When he loses his patients
Contributed
by Manesha
|
hey
friends, once my teacher asked me what is the total
are of europe . i replied 12cm i measured it in
my atlas. hey friends, did you know the temperature
of the sun in the inner part is 20,000,000 degree
celsius and the outer pare is 6000 degree celsius
Contributed
by Kunal Parekh |
Tongue
Twister
betty bought some butter butter was to bitter betty
bought some more butter to make the bitter butter
better
Contributed
by Josiah Prashanth |
Ramu:
there was a guy who was so stupid and thought football
coach has four wheels.
Shamu: how many wheels does it have, any way?
Contributed by Roohani Deshpande
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life
is a flower, smell it, life is a kite, fly it. life
is an air, feel it, life is a mountain, climb it.
life is a pool, swim in it, life is a book, read
it. life is a notebook, write in it, life is a questionnaire,
solve it. life is everything, but… don't spoil
it.
Contributed
by Isha Gupta |
poem
if i were a bird, i would fly so high, up above
the mountains, to touch the open sky. if i were
a tree, i would stand upright, become a home, for
the birds so nice. if i were a sun, i would shine
so bright, help the flowers to blossom with my sunshine.
Contributed
by Konark Sharma |
| judge:cut
the ears of the culprit as his punishment. culprit:
no sir please do not cut my ears give other punishment.
judge: why you want other punishment culprit: i
will not be able to see ,as iwear specteclas. |
blowing
out anothers candle will not make yours shine brighter.
before u point your fingers be sure your hands ae
clean.
Contributed
by Asif |
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