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Alex:I have a perfect son.
JUSTIN: Does he smoke?
Alex:No he doesn't
Justin:does he drinks?
Alex:No he doesn't
Justin:does he ever come late?
Alex:No he doesn't?
Justin:I guess you really do have a perfect
son.How old is he?
Alex:he will be five months old next monday.
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| There were three friends, Mad, Nobody and Somebody. One day, Somebody fought with Nobody and killed him. At once Mad called the police and said,"Somebody killed Nobody." The police asked him,"Are you mad?" and Mad said,"How did you guess?." |
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TEACHER:WHAT IS THE OUTER PORTION OF TREE CALLED?
SAM : DONT KNOW
TEACHER: SAM BARK
SAM:BOW!!BOW!!!
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Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there.
Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there.
Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.
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A man gave an ad in a newspaper saying"Wife Wanted"
He got hundreds of letters the next day.They all said, "You can take mine" |
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